Month: July 2020

Dear Diary, I sit before the closed bedroom door willing it open with the fury of my glare but it remains closed. I have never been so furious! But I’m getting ...

Dear Diary, “No… You hang up.” she said. “No… You hang up.” he said. “No… YOU hang up.” she said. “No… YOU hang up.” he said. I sit in t...

Dear Diary, There is something wrong with the Fat One! 🙀 He’s been suspiciously happy lately. He walks with a certain spring in his step and a disturbing grin o...

Dear Diary, I AM TIDDLES THE MIGHTY! 🙀😾 I woke up feeling great this morning! I ate my breakfast crunchies with relish. Afterwards, I fed the Beast with the Ope...

Dear Diary, The desert flows endlessly before me. Wearily, I look behind and see my tracks disappearing into the horizon. Head down, I continue slowly trudging ...

Dear Diary, The Fat One is UNTRAINABLE! 😾 The Fat One was sitting in his chair typing and running his fingers through his face fur. He itched it vigorously. The...

Dear Diary, The Fat One has taken leave of his senses! 🙀 I was laying on my back on the floor of the Big Room in my sunny spot. The Fat One was combing my...

Dear Diary, I was almost blinded! BLINDED! 🙀 It had been a quiet morning. After breakfast, I sat calmly grooming myself. I know I look great, but my beauty does...

Dear Diary, The Fat One has defiled me! 😾 I was laying in the Big Room allowing the Fat One to pet and stroke me. He stroked from my head down my body to the...

Dear Diary, What a FABULOUS DAY! 😺 I was lying on the porch in a sunny spot while the Fat One smoked a foul cigar. I’m only allowed on the porch when the Fat On...