#29 – No… You hang up!

Dear Diary, β€œNo… You hang up.” she said. β€œNo… You hang up.” he said. β€œNo… YOU hang up.” she said. β€œNo… YOU hang up.” he said. I sit in t...

#28 – Gadzooks!

Dear Diary, There is something wrong with the Fat One! πŸ™€ He’s been suspiciously happy lately. He walks with a certain spring in his step and a disturbing grin o...

#27 – Zoom!

Dear Diary, I AM TIDDLES THE MIGHTY! πŸ™€πŸ˜Ύ I woke up feeling great this morning! I ate my breakfast crunchies with relish. Afterwards, I fed the Beast with the Ope...

#26 – Parched

Dear Diary, The desert flows endlessly before me. Wearily, I look behind and see my tracks disappearing into the horizon. Head down, I continue slowly trudging ...

#25 – Untrainable

Dear Diary, The Fat One is UNTRAINABLE! 😾 The Fat One was sitting in his chair typing and running his fingers through his face fur. He itched it vigorously. The...

#24 – The Tiddler

Dear Diary, The Fat One has taken leave of his senses! πŸ™€ I was laying on my back on the floor of the Big Room in my sunny spot. The Fat One was combing my...

#23 – The Horror!

Dear Diary, I was almost blinded! BLINDED! πŸ™€ It had been a quiet morning. After breakfast, I sat calmly grooming myself. I know I look great, but my beauty does...

#22 – Fleas Release Me

Dear Diary, The Fat One has defiled me! 😾 I was laying in the Big Room allowing the Fat One to pet and stroke me. He stroked from my head down my body to the...

#21 – Tiddles’ Day Out

Dear Diary, What a FABULOUS DAY! 😺 I was lying on the porch in a sunny spot while the Fat One smoked a foul cigar. I’m only allowed on the porch when the Fat On...