Month: May 2020

Dear Diary, It’s been a sad day. 😿 The Fat One fed us breakfast today and I was allowed once again to eat in the kitchen! Yay! 😺 I quietly ate my crunchies whil...

Dear Diary, It’s been an… ODD day. Resigned, I ate my breakfast in the bathroom again today. This seems to be my lot in life now. The Fat One releas...

Dear Diary, I FEAR I AM GOING MAD! 🙀 Mewbert, our wretched “house guest” kitten, is still here. He has been horrible the whole time, but today was the WORST! 😾 ...

Dear Diary, THE UTTER INDIGNITY! 🙀 I woke up this morning and was ready for my breakfast. Mewbert, our “house guest” kitten, was roaming around the kitchen rand...

Dear Diary, MY HOME HAS BEEN INVADED! INTOLERABLE! 🙀😾 I was laying in my sunny spot about to order a set of multi-purpose lid openers on Amazon (Only $4.99, get...

Dear Diary, I AM NOT FAT! 😾 My breakfast rations did NOT meet my expectations! I’ve noticed my meal portions seemed to grow smaller ever since the Fat One took ...

Dear Diary, What a glorious morning! I was eating my breakfast as I watched the Fat One perform his morning ritual. As usual, he poured brown dirt into the beas...

Dear Diary, THE FAT ONE HAS BEEN PLAYING ME FOR A FOOL! 😾 I was laying in my sunny spot displaying my fabulous belly when the Fat One came in chuckling and sat ...

Dear Diary, I think I may live. I passed out last night thinking it was my last on earth, but I awoke this morning; weak and emaciated, but alive. As I lay ther...

Dear Diary, THIS MAY BE MY FINAL POST! 🙀 I’ve not eaten in 24 hours. Failing strength… vision blurring… I write this in hope those who read it will ...